18th
lucy’s rant on everything. number 1.
okay so, im gonna be using my tumblr to rant about stupid ass shit so if it annoyes u *cough* nikki *cough* dont bother reading.
so wat is the problem with tetra/zelda. for those who dont kno who tetra is, she is a character from the legend of zelda game series and she annoys the fuck out of me and probably some other people too. why? cos this little bitch constantly needs saving. now ive played both zelda games that have come out for DS so far and in both she needs saving. like i mean this girl needs to learn to defend herself cos seriously, i cant be constantly busting my ass to save her.
now some might say “well if your not saving her then wat are you meant to do?if she doesnt need saving then there is no point to the game and it defeats the whole purpose of playing.” do i give a shit? NOOOO. all im saying is that for once in the game maybe there could be a new character u have to save. not just tetra.
and thats my stupid ass rant on a video game character. wow. im such a nerdbucket.
I have no idea who you are, but hey there, I’m Max! :]
I’m going to use Mario for this, ‘cause he’s a pretty cool bloke and I like him.
“Hey, in Mario, let’s save someone else other than Peach!”
No! It just doesn’t work like that! Peach is his one and only, even if she is a couple feet taller than him. I mean, who else d’you wanna save, eh? Luigi’s girlfriend? No. Does Bowser want to waste his time chasing down some other weirdass blonde? No. Saving Peach every time makes life easier for Bowser, his minions, Mario, Luigi, and me.
“Hey Mario, who’re we saving today?!”
“Peach! Like we did yesterday! And the day before that! And the day before that!”
“Awesome! Let’s go!”
Just sayin’.
{oh man, that was such a fun rant to write. i hope you don’t take me too seriously.}
